Monthly Archives: January 2011

RtD wk5: Epitaphs

JAN 30 – FEB 5 2011 —  RtD wk5: EPITAPHS — ISSUE 191 Being in Sturgis all weekend, we obviously didn’t hear about the upcoming weather. Since I’ve been home, however, it’s all I keep hearing about. “Storm of the century! Storm of the millennial! Snowpocalypse continues!” So what does this Snowmageddon potentially bring us? 12-16 inches and some freezing… Read more →

RtD wk4: Soul Guard

JAN 23 – JAN 29 2011 — RtD wk4: SOUL GUARD — ISSUE 190 A few days ago, I discovered  my car had been encased in a block of ice. (Either that or someone replaced my car windows with that bizarre frosted bathroom glass as an early April Fool’s Joke). As I chiseled and chiseled and chiseled and chiseled and… Read more →

RtD wk3: Pride Or Pity?

JAN 16 – JAN 22 2011 — RtD wk3: PRIDE OR PITY — ISSUE 189 Sunday I laughed in the collective faces of old age, stretching, and “rust.” Why you ask? Well let me tell you since you’re so interested. Saturday I went ice skating for the first time in a few years, and probably only the 9th or 10th… Read more →

RtD wk2: Frankenstein

JAN 9 – JAN 15 2011 — RtD wk2: FRANKENSTEIN — ISSUE 188 For anyone who was at the super-amazing, mind-blowing, reality-reshaping prayer night (can you tell it was a good time?) you can skip down a paragraph; you’ve already heard the following jokes. For the rest, well you can read on and hope they’re good, or just skip down… Read more →

Raise The Dead

JAN 2 – JAN 8 2011 — RAISE THE DEAD — ISSUE 187 Not sure what was a better start to the new year, seeing a crazy Discovery Channel special called “Rise of the Jellyfish” which convincingly instilled fear in me regarding those crazy, boneless, bloodless monsters of the deep (I’ll never swim again. Ever.); or the 30 seconds of… Read more →